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Camel puffer
01:53
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like a fish hooked deep in the gut
and pullin' at the line
it's not up to you to wanna
forced to crawl like a filthy slut
who's running out of time
and breath's you'd breath tomorrow
cough and cough but you just can't quit
and break the fishing line
when only part of ya wanna
with every pull your just digging a pit
in wich you'll have to lay
when you can't do what ya gotta,
...take a puff
......it's rough
in '94 I was 17
when a friend of mine
bid me try if I wanna
years have passed and for 17 of them
I couldn'tleave the habit
known on every corner
as the wheezer with 3 brown teeth
and yellow fingernails
who never has any money
forced to suck the devil's dick
and feel the stabbing pain
take it from me don't never,
...take a puff
......it's ruff
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The chores
02:37
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by the time she is through with her chores
her knees are inflamed her knuckles are sore
by the time she is through with her chores
her skin has been bleached her eyes have been burned
but just one last thing..
...and on after that thing
by the time she is through with her chores
her soul has been drained her clothes have been torn
by the time she is through with her chores
she has passed a point she can give no more
but just one last thing..
...and on after that thing
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Profarmer
02:31
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if i could go,
i'd pack some sedds amongst my things and hit the road
i'd hop over that fence
a white guy goin' south ain't gonna turn their heads
i'd grab my seeds and go
start a farm in Mexico
while growin' weed, yaknow
i'd wear a rifle in Mexico
operation stayin small, i've made some friends who know the waters
i'd grab my seeds and go
start a farm in Mexico
while growin' weed, yaknow
and loadin' guns in Mexico
if you dare take a rip o' this here weed you'll shityo pants, guaranteed but the highs so sweet it's worth it, belive you me.
Moctezuma takes affect and takes revenge on those who smoke it
the endless summers are always spent in running distace to the outhouse
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Planet Shitstorm
02:08
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out of the ashes of a great collapse there crawled the smallest of ants
least that's something
when the antennea touched a blade of grass it was
a great event
life's returning
at times we look for reasons why we should survive horrendous shitstorms
juxtapostion of wondering why you even wonder
is there an answer, or is it a lie, or even a question?
some definition for the meaning of life?
it's all conjecture
we'll never really know
we'll just keep guessing
and live just long
enough to know nothing
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Stuck behind a bus!
01:28
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Stuck behind a bus!!
full o' screamin' kids and ruckus!
Stuck behind a bus!!
as I'm wheelin' out on my way
I neglect the time of day
and that summer's come to an end
and as a consequence
there's a couple o'snot-nosed punks
who're givin' me dirty looks
from the very back of a bus
they just threw somthing at my truck!
You're stupid!
No! You're stupid! Android is way cooler than I-phone!
Stuck behind a bus!!
and I never should've come this way!
Be-hind-a-bus!!
here comes that stop sign to flash
and remind me of my rash
and I hadn't been thinkin' bout that,
cause I'm about to piss my pants!!
this driver must feel my strife!
as again I see the red lights
and it wouldn't suprise me at all
if it were MY EX WIFE
Drivin that bus!!
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7. |
Unisex pet fragrance
01:37
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car wreck compressed the disks in my hard drive
and memory
skull neck and chest were crushed but not rendered
obsolete
butcha canna kill mah soul
assuming it's there at all,
ass holes, el bows
fire burnin' hot enough to melt metal
consuming me
whats left? the steel plate from my ankle
and 23
butcha canna kill mah soul fuggers
assuming it's there at all,
asshos
.asshos
..asshos
...asshos
....asshos
.....asshos!
.................fuggers!
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Super-horny warrior
02:57
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cold penatrates trough my jacket as I make my way
to catch a bus, running through the puddles and the drippin' rain
a day like any other,
hustle through the huddled to a job I hate.
I fell asleep on the bus man.
And from an unconscious state
I awake!
Bus had stopped in the strangest place
an endless landscape of wilds and wastes beyond...
IIiiit's soooo eeeeeeeeasyyyyyy....................
I fell asleep!
These golden sands, stretched without percievable end
some foreign land.
Changed was I by circumstance.
I had become a warrior.
Ride my horse? Yes, of course.
I'd burn your fucking hut, man!
Take your women by force! Yes of course!
Never deny me the spoils of war!
the SUPER HORNY WARRIOR
rides on!
The bus hits the brakes, the sudden stop jolts me awake.
And I'm confronted with the fact that it was all a dream.
I wish I was a wawior, wide my howse, yep, of course.
I'd head on outta here, and I'd never wanna see another fuggin' bus!
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All my fault!
01:19
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There are vultures who await me
beaks agape and salivating
they know the look of one who'll soon be dead
and they look forward to making me breakfast
I'm pushing forward, trying to survive
this radiation called sunlight
the lack of water is the probable cause...of death
hours turn into days
and minutes into hours
and sand gets in yooooooooooooooour
mouth!
...
saline's turning into glue
sweat; becoming salt
I'm lost in a desert, and it's all my...
hours turn into days
and minutes into hours
IT'S ALL MY FAULT!
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Sine Supremus
02:37
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Bye, Cuspids
01:58
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tounge touched the root of a mandible tooth
gums'r goin' the way of the blue-footed boobie
SOMETIMES IT HURTS MY MOUTH SO I DONT SAY GOODBYE
THE DENTIST PULLS THEM OUT AS ONE BY ONE THEY DIE
incisors, molars, bicupids,...
THE DENTIST PULLS THEM OUT AS ONE BY ONE THEY DIE
if id'a listened as a kid...
ida rinsed the dirty out from between their crevaces
ida stayed away from the meth and the fizzy beverages
id avoid the citic acid and floss more then I did
i'd have an armature to support these sagging lips.
i'd have the teeth to feel the crunch of potato chips!
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Bent crooked
01:53
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i'll be the weirdo screamin on the bus
who used to fascinate me when I was growin up
bugs in my hair n' breath like a fart
nothing but irrational hate in my heart
its a grad u al de cline
watching your youth as it slips away
before you know it it's time
to take the crooked brow of insanity
meltdown mania man it's trippy
finding out everyone's out to get me
somehow the trappings of the madness gene
seem to have amongst them bad hygene
a fly fell in love and lands on my leg
with a smilin face thaT lil' guy said
pleased to meet you, do you have a fork?
i'm chipping at the crusties in the front of your shorts
its a grad u al de cline
watching your youth as it slips away
before you know it it's time
to take the crooked brow of insanity
meltdown mania man it's trippy
its a grad u al de cline
watching your youth as it slips away
before you know it it's time
to take the crooked brow of insanity
meltdown mania man it's trippy
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Jesus Christ, Woman!
02:47
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I require complete concentration
when I'm takin' a dump
don't be standin' outside of the bathroom
and don't interrupt!
Cause man or woman, lord we all got shit to do
so take your time, honey, enjoy the crafting of each stool
after coffee talk...
I gotta drop the kids off!!
alone at home I'd leave the door open
Jesus Christ, Woman, ain't nothin' sacred?
When I'm takin a dump
I don't wanna talk about the plans we been makin'
Leave me alone!
Cause man or woman, lord we all got shit to do
so take a moment anjoy your time down at the pool
after coffee talk...
We all gotta drop the kids off!!
alone at home just do what ever you want!
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Tooth and mic
02:02
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this microphone will probe a rotten mouth
it's modest globe a cage to keep me out
the microphone alone will hear my voice
forced to hear this shit without a
choice o' weather it's hell er heaven to knoooowww me
subject to my never ending whiiiining
this microphone clasped atop a tower
prepares to fall, escaping it's maaaaster
a captive audience for meeeeeee!
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Facebook friends forever
02:25
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Me hands out to ye, mister,
could ye spare a like?
like for me?
Tell your mother and yer sister
share and share a like
like for me
leave a funny comment
tack it to the wall
and like for me
I'll like for you
like for meeeeeee
friends forever!
but not reallyyyyyyy
I saw you posted music
as i logged in today
I'd like for you
but I was so pre-occupied
i didn't press play
or like for you
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funnel making spider near the door
to eat your mate is your nature, carnivore
here he pulls at the strands of the parlor door
though he's taken a interest he don't know
isn't it funny when the patient succumbs to complications related to the surgery?
he doesn't know
NOW THE SWEET COPULATION
AND THE RELEASE OF THE SEED HE'S OFFERING
TO SOW THE FIELDS OF HATRED
THE NEXT TO BE
MEAT EATING OFFSPRING
then he's bitten and frozen
begin to weave him a silken coffin
and it just goes to show him
as he fights to breathe
that it's funny when the patient succumbs to complications related to the surgery
the price to know
...is paid in woe
dun dun, dun dun dun duh- doo dah duh doo
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Where dog
02:01
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madamousele i think i can tell by this time that i can tell you the reasons i been leavin when we get too close
the moon's beholding to the earth but sometimes it comes too close
i can feel it when it's waxed in full
pulling at the brain inside my skull until...
i speak in tongues and roll on the corpse of a dead rat
it's bloody awful
...pulling at the brain inside my skull
then i take the form of a dog to sniff
and LICK
you all know the wolf, that bastard gets all the glory
he'll never know the griefe of the fleas or the taste of trash
to be a wheredog? that's quite a different story
chased by the others in the dark of the night
the cold orange glow of the city lights
illuminates the way to my next bite of trash
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Lotta fun
00:37
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ever get the feeling you're being watched?
or that the toaster's your friend?
I took the wrong medication today
under the impression my cat could talk
and his advice made sense
i took the wrong medication today
christening the fishtank with a wooden cross
to keep the devil at bay
i took the wrong medication today
yellin' at the pizza man 'cause I fergot
he was on his way
i took the wrong medication today
when I heard the phone ring my gun went off
that was the last time it rang
i took the wrong medication today
there's somethin' 'bout neighbors who call the cops
they really make me see red
i took the wrong medication today
and now i really don't feel well at all
think I'll lay down and have a nap
if you'll excuse me...
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20. |
American idol
02:32
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21. |
Interworm love song
03:05
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beneath your feet and weeds the pounding of heartbeats
under the loam we grow in clusters of our creed
we live in slime, in mire, our deeds done darkly
under your feet
if I was a worm...
...I'd slime for you,
slime for you
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22. |
Trash creator
02:17
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23. |
lil' thankyou song
01:21
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