Wow!

from 23 by Hellseth Bent, jr.

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Congradulations! You've reached level 23.
Now you're high society within the game community.
Congradulations! You've acquired a longer sword.
You're the leader of a horde of nerds like thee.

It all started with Ultima. What a game!
(Fuggin-A!)
And so many others leading up to today.
(Why don't you tell us 'bout it?)
I speed home from work every day
to leave this boring life and be a part of that game. (*mongoloid voices* Game!)

Congradulations! You've reached level 54, feel your wrist becoming sore from the carpal tunnel's bore.
Congradulations! You'd forske the world outside for the wilderness on li-i-i-i-i-i-ine.

I can be a hero(Shave me!), the one they love,
Or I can tell 'em to suck it(What?!), and shed their blood.
I can be so strong, yet so weak-willed.
I can savor the victory of the kill.
(*mongoloid voices* Kill!)

Congadulations! You've reached level 99.
Looking out through sunken eyes. Nearly blinded by the light.
Congradulations! Through the game you've made your mark, and I'm sure that they will talk of you for days!

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from 23, track released September 9, 2009

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