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How many days have I been wearing these pants?

from 23 by Hellseth Bent, jr.

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How many days have I been wearing these pants? I couldn't guess, probably weeks.
They smell just like a dog when they are wet, and mutch like the pet, they're carrying fleas.
They stain upon the back is either chili or shit, I don't know which. Sniff it and see.
But I hate doin' laundry and I hate to undress. It causes me stress. It takes to mutch time from my hectic day.

Found a potato chip in the back pocket,
and let me tell ya, son; the Cascade crunch don't quit!
Coins are mixed with lint, the inseam has been ripped,
hair shows through the hole that ventilates my-

BALLS are easy access when they're need'n a scratch. I reach through the gash, and give 'em the treatment.
How many days have I been wearing these pants? I couldn't guess. For some strange reason I can't get a girlfriend.

When I spend my dough laundry's not where it goes.
I'd rather put my coins in Super Mario.
My pants are what keep me warm awhen I sleep.
Though now it's hard to tell if they're leather or jeans!

(super weak guitar solo)

PANTS an ecosystem independent of light
...PANTS a home for critters and a giver of life
......PANTS that smell so bad but I'm so comfortable in
.........PANTS that fit so perfect, yet for whatever reason, I can't get a girlfriend!

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How many days have I been wearing these pants? I couldn't guess, probably weeks.
They smell just like a dog when they are wet, and mutch like the pet, they're carrying fleas.
They stain upon the back is either chili or shit, I don't know which. Sniff it and see.
But I hate doin' laundry and I hate to undress. It causes me stress. It takes to mutch time from my hectic day.

Found a potato chip in the back pocket,
and let me tell ya, son; the Cascade crunch don't quit!
Coins are mixed with lint, the inseam has been ripped,
hair shows through the hole that ventilates my-

BALLS are easy access when they're need'n a scratch. I reach through the gash, and give 'em the treatment.
How many days have I been wearing these pants? I couldn't guess. For some strange reason I can't get a girlfriend.

When I spend my dough laundry's not where it goes.
I'd rather put my coins in Super Mario.
My pants are what keep me warm awhen I sleep.
Though now it's hard to tell if they're leather or jeans!

(super weak guitar solo)

PANTS an ecosystem independent of light
...PANTS a home for critters and a giver of life
......PANTS that smell so bad but I'm so comfortable in
.........PANTS that fit so perfect, yet for whatever reason, I can't get a girlfriend!

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from 23, track released September 9, 2009

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